Monthly Archives: December 2011

Happy New Year!

I resolve to keep writing. Hope to see you in 2012 for whatever little time the Mayas say we have left. I’m pretty sure Mayan is the adjective and Maya are the people. Or rather were the people. Be safe, … Continue reading

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Not cool, Farkle the Elf.

“Elf on a Shelf” is the thing to do this holiday season. Often as I put Pringles down for first nap of the day, Billy Bush and his emaciated co-host, whose name won’t stay in my head, are yapping about … Continue reading

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Giving up what doesn’t work

If you, like so many others, got here by Googling “I ate too many corn dogs. Now what?” Welcome. I think we both learned a lesson we won’t soon forget. Yes, in my case they were vegetarian, but I dipped them … Continue reading

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What a week I’m having

My one male reader asked me tonight why the “density” of my blog is “so low.” Apparently, he needs something to read while he’s supposed to be working. So Damien, this is for you. I could give you this song … Continue reading

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Blow me away

Hello, my bitches. I have missed you. Stuff is going on and I am eager to get you all caught up. I’ve been struggling with an old computer and too broke to buy a new one since I’m not going … Continue reading

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